Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Grinder Vibe

Forget the seven seas! Creature Cocks' Lord Neptune set its sights set on your bed, your pillows, and possibly your thighs.

This sea god-inspired grinder comes with a thick, flexible, very textured penetrator and a tentacle-covered base with an adjustable strap. 

Don't feel like holding it? Great! You can set it up over a pillow, a partner's thigh, or take off the straps and squish the suction base down onto a flat surface for a handsfree ride. Deep ridges and bumps run along the whole thing, so you'll definitely feel them as you slide, rock, and grind.

Want vibration, too? There's a removable bullet that slips into the base, sending buzzing through the whole thing. You've got 3 speeds and 7 patterns to choose from, plus a wireless remote so you can change settings without reaching down to find a button. You can also take the bullet out when you're in the mood for a quieter ride.

The body-friendly silicone Tongue Twister is easy to clean, USB rechargeable (the cable's included), and safe with all your favorite water-based lubes. It's splash-proof for easy cleaning, but please don't take it in the tub. You'll need 1 AAA battery for the remote.

*Strap adjust from about 12–52”/30.5–132.1cm